“Ooooh…I can use a nice ride like this!”

Police in Nigeria are holding a goat in custody.  Because the goat…yes, the goat… is suspected of trying to steal a car.

I’m just kidding.  The police don’t actually think a GOAT was trying to steal a car.  I mean, c’mon!  No, a MAN is suspected of trying to steal the car.  And then TURNING INTO A GOAT.  To escape arrest.

Obviously.

The article.

Thanks to Colleen!  Who triple checks to make sure her car is locked whenever she visits the farm.