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Just another day in the life Marcus!

Marcus stopped pooing…yup he went from pooing a zillion and one times a day to what I called a pooing strike…however, lack of pooing DID NOT mean lack a farting…the kind of farting that rocked all of Vancouver and were stinky enough to put Dublin (Kristin’s dog) to shame.

I was like WTH? Where is all the baby Poo? After a few days of zero poo I gave the 24 hour nurse’s hot line a call…yup here in BC when you give birth to a baby you get access to this amazing service….*ring – ring*” ummm…hi…my baby wont poo?”

So we discover that as babies digestive systems mature they can go for over a week without pooing….ewwwww! What happens, you ask when the finally DO have a POO? Well it’s only what I can describe as POO PUDDING PIE. When it finally happened, and I wish I had a camera to capture the look of satisfaction on Marcus’s face, it wasn’t just any poo, it was the biggest, stinkiest, stickiest, gooiest, gob of poo that squished out the back of Marcus’s diaper, all up his back to the nap of his neck!

He was sooo excited about the whole event that while I was trying to change his diaper his legs were flailing and kicking and his feet was splashing around in the poo…ewwww! Grossss! Well…into the bath we go…clothes and all…and then to add a little more to the story as soon as his feet hit the warm bath water…weeee there was peee!

Oh we have such fun!

xo
Kendra

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Sayrah

March 1, 2009

I think that’s the best blog post I’ve ever read on here *nods* That was just…wow haha


Binks

March 1, 2009

hahaha oh boy…


G

March 1, 2009

Marcus sounds like my nana.


Sayrah

March 1, 2009

you should have put this under “cool shite” too since technically it has to do with shite…maybe not cool but 1 out of 2 aint’ bad


G

March 1, 2009

Hahaha. The Shite Chronicles.


Sayrah

March 1, 2009

hahaha it can be like a weekly thing

“The Shite Chronicles: Marcus and His Poo Adventures”


jessicaf

March 1, 2009

HAHAHA ahhh lil marcus. he prob had a big smile when he did it too! but poo all up his back to his neck…err doesnt sound so yummy! haha

I LOVE when babies make that poo-poo face. the constipated ones lol!


Alyssa

March 1, 2009

Wow, I could not stop laughing while I was reading this. Who knew poo could be so hilarious. :)


Alyssa

March 1, 2009

I’m glad I don’t like pudding, because now when I see or think about it, I’ll be thinking about POO Pudding LOL


Kendra

March 1, 2009

I hope Marcus will have a sense of humor about me telling all these delightful tales…eeek!


Sayrah

March 1, 2009

he’s gonna see this when he’s older and go teenager on you, fa sho :P


G

March 1, 2009

It can’t be as bad as showing the nekkid baby pictures…


Sayrah

March 1, 2009

oh true…in combination the result could be catastrophic


Ariel

March 1, 2009

HI Kendra hi Kristin just wanted to say hi. I was just wandering is there eney thing coming soon to your web


taylor nikole

March 1, 2009

Kendra….dude im soo glad this happened before you got here…
LOL
:-p


Ariel

March 1, 2009

Bye the way your baby is so cute Kendra and I sort of feal bad for you i mean i have to pick up my dog lovely poo and it is stinky. I have to get plastic gloves and a mask. It is so annoying. every day poo, poo ,poo, stinky, stinky ,stinky! But lucky it is just little.


Ariel

March 1, 2009

hay i was wondering again when is Kristin going to talk. I have a suggestion for you and Kristin for a good topic. 1 what are you going to be in the future.2 do you believe your self.3 do you think you are going to accomplish your dream.


G

March 1, 2009

Oh no, Taylor. He’s gonna make a special diaper just for you :P “Taylor, change my gooey poopy.”


Emma-Lu

March 1, 2009

haha Kendra. Ok I was about to eat my breakfast, but now I’m not so hungry anymore! hahahaha


Marianne

March 2, 2009

i was just gonna mention, kendra – marcus is gonna be so happy when he learns about this little blog when he is in his teens :D


Taylor

March 2, 2009

sorry.. ill be off babysitting duty :-p
jk jk


jessicaf

March 2, 2009

haha what tay? you said you’d be glad to change marcus’ poo-poo diapey? ya hear that kendra? lol


Danny The Only Bloke

March 2, 2009

That’s revolting, funny as hell, but revolting


foretold

March 2, 2009

I was expecting something exactly like this but didn’t want to spoil the fun of the others. I happened to be babysitting a baby several times, and suddenly at some point everything my mom and dad had told me when I was a baby came back into my mind, stuff I better won’t mention here :D .

SPOILER WARNING!!!

@Kendra: I do know what will happen next:
Marcus will get aaaall creative and start playing and painting with his poo, first on himself, then on the ground and himself and then on walls, furniture and other people XD And he will look sooooo adorable doing this that it will be almost impossible to tell him to do otherwise @_@ But then you realize that this is kinda unhygienic and that somewhen you will have to tell him to stop doing so for the sake of his future social behavior anyway. Hopefully, he will probably find all kind of other stuff to smear around, and then the game starts over and over again.

Just keep one thing in mind when cleaning him up: avoid disinfectants and other harsh chemicals.


foretold

March 2, 2009

@first Sayrah: technically, it’s should be filed under “hot shite”, not “cool shite”

@second Sayrah: “The Shite Chronicles: Marcus and His Poo Adventures” LOL, suretainly, every baby in this world voyages through its own little adventures.

@jessicaf: The fact is, that most babys don’t give a shite about their shite, unless someone taught them to.


foretold

March 2, 2009

@Kendra: As much as I like this story and as I would like to read more of Marcus, don’t you think taking pictures of him while he’s being a defenseless and innocent baby pooping around is a little too much invading his privacy?


Sayrah

March 2, 2009

@foretold: I wasn’t aware there was a “hot shite” file haha but yes definitely under “hot shite” then


jessica f

March 2, 2009

@ foretold- i beg to differ. i think that babies do give a shite about their shite, especially in a case like Marcus’ where he was back logged. HAHAH i think he was extremely happy when he had his poopy explosion lol


MarilyneL

March 2, 2009

Hahaha! I didn’t know this was even possible! Yeah, his sense of humor will definetly be tested…:P


Ash

March 2, 2009

I knew there was a reason for not liking pudding.

The calm before the storm.. remember that for the possibility of a next time.


Sascha

March 2, 2009

eww… =D


Auntie Kailin

March 2, 2009

lol, Kendra! The way you described his satisfied face – priceless!!! Boy do we have some stories to share with each other about poop. And yes, I’ll be happy to hold him for ya.

@TK – got you off the hook for a little bit, but we’ll see….Muahhhhh!


taylor nikole

March 2, 2009

mari tried to volunteer me for babysitter hahaha
i have no problem with that…
its just that… *push*
heheh :D


Marianne

March 3, 2009

muahaha yes, you should babysit bb marcus. hes so adorable and cuddly, even when he nearly throws up on your shoulders


taylor nikole

March 3, 2009

i dun mind baby vomit haha
its part of the babysitter charm
lol


Jennifer

March 4, 2009

Gross and yet so funny.


Lucy

March 5, 2009

Thanks for the post! That post at the top with the cartoon for Mari’s birthday made me hungry for cake and ice cream, but this story made short work of that…calories=saved by poo!