Brainercise: GBD-sitter edition
The GBD has minds as sharp as tacks I tell you! My answer to last week’s brainteaser is the same as Audrey’s, which is comment #1. Thank you Audrey for saving me the trouble of writing out my answer. I’m just going to do that from now on…refer to you guys for the answers. Oh laziness. How I love thee.
So here is this week’s brainteaser:
Taylor has to babysit Marcus and dogsit Kernie (Kendra’s dog), Dublin (Kristin’s dog), and Teddy (Jessica’s dog). Taylor decides it would be a good idea to spend the day in the park, a really big park, like a national park. Yeah. Um, I should also add at this point that Taylor is an ALIEN! Yep. And because she’s an alien, she has an unhealthy obsession with chocolate pudding – the real kind, not the poop kind - because they don’t have chocolate pudding where she’s from. So she brings an abnormally large container of chocolate pudding with her, instead of things like sandwiches and trail mix. For whatever reason, while walking happily through the woods with Marcus and Kernie and Dublin and Teddy, Taylor comes upon a river and, inexplicably, is possessed with an overwhelming desire to cross it. There is a boat, but it is small and can only fit Taylor and 2 other things.
Taylor can’t leave any of the dogs with the pudding or else they’ll eat it. Because that’s what dogs do. They’ll eat anything. Plus, aren’t dogs allergic to chocolate? So that wouldn’t be good.
Taylor can’t leave Marcus with any of the dogs because he’ll drool all over them, and the dogs will run away to avoid drowning in his drool. Then she’ll have to look for them in a huge friggin’ national park. That also wouldn’t be good.
So how will Taylor get everyone across the river? When she can only bring 2 things with her at a time? And she can’t leave the dogs with the pudding, or Marcus with the dogs?
And don’t worry. Marcus is a smart baby, and has the good sense not to go into the river because he knows he can’t swim. So he can be left by the riverbank for a short while if necessary. But Taylor and I think it’s best if we don’t mention that little detail to Kendra. ;)





DeannaRochelle
March 6, 2009okay Taylor takes two of the dogs across, (let’s say Teddy and Dublin), goes back for Kernie, drops him off, and then goes back once again for Marcus and the giant tub of pudding