Fun Fact Friday: Kendra edition
Sooo…I know I’ve been slacking and haven’t posted the news this week or last week. Binks and G have given me articles to post, buuuut…on several occasions, when I suppose I could’ve spent time to post the news, I decided to chill out with my friends and family instead. This is partly because I lack the necessary discipline. But mostly it’s because the month of May is sadistic. All those warm, sunny days and blooming flowers – it’s all just a cover. May is meeeaaaaan. At least to me.
Sooo…I’m sorry? June will be better. Sort of. I think.
Anyway, last week’s true fact was…#3!
- Mari collects stuffed animals and has them all named. She also acts out soap opera-like scenes with them. They get VERY heated. <– FALSE. Mari does name her stuffed animals, but she doesn’t act out soap opera scenes with them. She acts out rock opera scenes with them – complete with head banging and air guitar playing. I’m just kidding. I think.
- Mari used to stay up at night, waiting for a magical hyena to appear and make her go to sleep by giving her a goodnight slobber all over her face. <– FALSE. It was a puppy that came to lick her face, not a hyena that came to slobber. Too bad. The slobbering hyena would’ve been much more interesting.
- Mari loves to eat her pizza topped with ketchup and, if the mood strikes, mustard and mayo. <– TRUE. Horribly, terribly true. Mari says that “no one here seems to get it” – that’s because it’s not supposed to be got Mari. I weep for those corrupted pizzas.
- Mari is a convicted criminal on the run from Brazilian police. Her crime? Murder. Via sleep deprivation. <– FALSE. For now. Mari deprives me of sleep on a near nightly basis. It is a credit to my immense fortitude that I’m still alive.
Marcus must have turned Kendra into a bit of a softie because she gave in and sent us some facts! Whoohoo!
- Kendra makes up adventure stories with Marcus. In these stories, Marcus is Leonardo, dad is Raphael, Kernie is Michelangelo, and Kendra is Donatello.
- When Kendra was a baby, she had to have surgery to widen her eyes.
- While Kendra was pregnant, she was really, really gassy. So gassy that she passed gas about 150 times during a Smallville meeting. She says no one noticed because the farts weren’t smelly. I think no one noticed because they all passed out from the vapors.
- In her free time, Kendra likes to give Binks and me mild strokes by having us shorten the blog’s category list, only to suggest adding more categories AFTER WE FINISHED RECATEGORIZING THE BLOG. That cackle you hear is Kendra laughing in the background as she plots our demise. Someone pass me my heart pills.
Thanks to Mari and G for last week’s facts, and to Marcus and Kendra for this week’s facts. This leaves Kristin and Tabby. At this time, I’d like to remind everyone that peer pressure is a very effective means of getting people to do what you want. Not that I’m suggesting we pressure Kristin and Tabby into sending facts in or anything. *cough cough*
Lauren
May 29, 2009Haha, love this column! I’m going to guess #1.:)