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The Attack of the P.M.S.!

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I gotz the munchies!  NEVER EVER go grocery shopping when you’re PMSing.  It’s bad enough…I HATE grocery shopping…and for whatever reason, EVERY single time I walk into Safeway, I ALL OF A SUDDEN have to PEE!  I mean there is literally a pee EMERGENCY, and I run up and down the aisle grabbing what I need while doing the pee-pee dance.

It’s like my body is rejecting Safeway…screaming, “HURRY!  GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN!  Before you become DOMESTIC!  Hahahahaha!”  My girlfriend Ang calls me the “Domestic Goddess” because I have NO idea what it means to be domestic, and generally when I try I cause a lot of unnecessary chaos!

Anyways I digress.  I really don’t know if you can relate to this or not BUT…I am in Safeway doing the pee-pee dance, I am PMSing, and I pick up  Fruit Loops, chocolate milk, peppermint ice cream with the BIG CHOCOLATE CHUNKS ’cause the one with little chocolate chips will never do!  Hmmm what else…oh ya…and black licorice!  I blame Kristin for getting me hooked on black licorice.

Now I’m in a tizzy…all excited about having a bowl of Fruit Loops with chocolate milk with a side of peppermint ice cream, while still having to pee like a race horse…I run out of Safeway dying to get home to pee and feast.  Then BOOM!  I walk through the front door and there is Terry and Marcus with that “What’s for dinner?” look in thier eyes!  Ummm can you say CRASH with REALITY!  Oh crapola, it’s not all about me?!  I mean, I don’t know why Terry doesn’t want Fruit Loops and ice cream for dinner…I really just don’t get it….sooo, I start to cry…(I blame the PMS)…I sob, “You don’t love me!”…”I try soooo hard”… “You dont know my pain!”…”Cant you just love me and stop trying to change me?”

A tad bit dramatic ya?  YA!  Ouch!  I dont know what has gotten into me again.  I blame the PMS.  So what’s my point in all this?  I don’t think there is one really…I just felt the need to share the insanity that goes on in my life from time to time.  Oh, and I also realize that this is all self created.  It’s odd…as I play out this outrageous behavior, I can also watch myself as an observer, and I am not liking what I’m seeing!

Any of you find yourself behaving in a way that is a wee bit nutty and at the same time observe your behavior as completely ridiculous, but you still indulge in the crazy???

Please share with us some of your ridiculous stories…’cause we all have them…no matter how uncrazy we think we are…hahaha!

xo
Kendra

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Laurenelle

July 3, 2009

Wow Kendra, what an entertaining post! I think all ladies definitely feel that way at some point, although I don’t think I have any great stories…but of course, there is crying and moaning and groaning involved.:)


G

July 3, 2009

Chocolate milk with cereal is soooo good. It’s the only way I’ll even get near that breakfast food haha.

Apparently I don’t just indulge in the crazy, I live and breathe it lol. That’s just what I hear, though haha.


Marilyne

July 3, 2009

New apartment means, buying fooooood! So I just got back from the grocery store hours ago, so your story is really funny to me hehe!
There once was a tv publicity in Québec,that I wish I could share with you, but that I can’t find, which was a woman in the livingroom, on the couch. acting normally, then, her husband comes up to her and asks her: Everything okay? and then she falls apart yelling noooooooooooo! all of a sudden, out of nowhere, just like that…and then everyone understands she’s is in her PMS and I have to say it’s a pretty funny ad :P

Hold on Kendra, the worst part is behind ya! ;)

I usually aknowledge that I’m in my PMS when my brother suddenlly seems to get on my nerves for no definite reasons….then a few days late…..aaaaa eveything makes sense now, but at the moment, of my lack of patience..I don’t realise or connect the clues of the moment, COMING tam tam tam !

as always, really funny story Kendra!^^


Animator

July 3, 2009

Oh my gosh I don’t know what it is and food lol. But I loveeee chocolate or fruit during PMS!


JFo

July 4, 2009

womanhood- gotta love it. i love the picture you drew of marcus and terry waiting for their dinner. HAHAH ive never had the pee problem, but i have had the PMS buy everything sweet and chocolatey in sight. yummm choco milk and ice cream. yes! as for my PMS, i just tend to snap and cry and have breakdowns, then my family and friends think im crazy. LOL


supersarah12

July 4, 2009

I guess I’m one of the lucky few that don’t get PMS anymore, holla! Nah, but the first year or so I remember yelling at my parents for coughing too loud during that…period…of time. Ha, I made a funny. :D


genvixen79@yahoo.com

July 4, 2009

…löl…great post kendra.. does someone know the reason why we ladies crave for sweets and have tantrums and feels like butterflies are rambling inside our bellies before and during PMs?


Browneyes025

July 4, 2009

I find myself a bit nutty at times Kendra.

I try and stay away from the store when I’m PMSing. If not I end up buying more than what I went to the store for and digging through the bags in the trunk looking for something to munch on while driving home.

You just reminded me that my monthly visitor is just days away. Oh joy.


Jenipher

July 4, 2009

LOL this is funny! Thanks for sharing Kendra, you also gave me a great idea on the Fruit Loops with chocolate milk, I’ll have to try that.

I think I don’t have stories that’ll win over yours, my only problem is I get all sentimental and cry for absolutely no reason! LOL I get all cry baby hahahaha


Kathy

July 4, 2009

This story was quite entertaining. Although I don’t know about the Fruit Loops with chocolate milk…I think there’s too much going on there. I have had Rice Krispies with chocolate milk and that’s a winner.


Marianne

July 5, 2009

Pahahaha, poor you!

I usually crave chocolate… a lot! and I also get very emotional and all “omg the world sucks and I’m never going to feel better” until I remember I’m just PMSing lol

The joys of being a woman.


kakang

July 5, 2009

hahaha… please don’t get mad by my hahaha.. i also experienced that but, yours just pee pee, mine is poo poo… hehehe..
Sometimes, we really don’t expect that it happened while we are in the grocery,mall,or walking along in the city because if it’s nature call, we really can’t stop looking,searching for a comfort room..
I salute you KV for sharing this story.. :-) :-) :-) … this is just normal to all of us because were human and still alive and living on earth..


Binks

July 5, 2009

haha PMS is a definite pain cause u bloat, possibly gain a a few pounds with the massive sugar intake and then snap at anything lol. I know for me I always crave my fav sweets…or anything sweet :P Frappuccinos, chocolate, pies, ice cream, cake, everything sugary looks delicious. (Dun know about the peeing O_O) But I agree haha I know I act horribly during those times and I feel really bad cause I get angry easily. A fly passing by even sets me off :( the poor people in my vicinity look terrified or annoyed. :P All part of being a girl.


Blader3157

July 7, 2009

Kendra-I don’t know if it’s a pms thing with me, but i do find that I have to pee when I go to the market haha. I actually think I invented the pee pee dance : ) And while you have your fruit loops, chocolate milk and peppermint ice cream…I am def a coffee ice cream fiend.

But my huge, for lack of a better word, “red” flag…is that I get incredibly emotional. Sadness is what I feel mostly…soooo don’t everrr watch movies or read books that make you cry anyway. Cause with the extra craziness of pms I need to make sure I stay away from movies like Partition, The Way We Were and Pearl Harbor…and books like “My Sister’s Keeper” and “Pride and Prejudice.”

Also, I can deal with pms and all of the other crazy things only women understand…because we were made to understand. I am a firm believer in that we are presented only with what we can handle. There is a reason, for example, why women give birth and men don’t. It’s because we are stronger then they are…we have the capacity to withstand pain. That’s just one of the reasons why women are awesome.
Christina


Sissy

July 25, 2009

Kendra you’re not the only one that did the pee dance in the gorcery story. Of course, mines never at the start of entering the store, but when I’m in the meat section or the frozen food section. I don’t know what it is….really don’t. Just know you’re not the only one sweetie.


artsychica82

December 28, 2009

I love that! It’s not fair that we go crazy when we PMS. I think that as women we feel much more deeply than men- always, but studies have shown that we literally use more of our brain at once than men… funny thing, I saw a neurologist on a talk show that said that when we PMS- our brains actually switch to thinking of one thing for a long time (I add… obviously- like men- minus the insensitivity)… so next time a man complains- let him know that it’s just our creator’s way of letting us understand each other once a month! ;) Our random nature should last all month… we can’t handle the pressure to care so deeply about one thing at a time! Thus- we are PMSing… A small negative fact that we brush aside most of the month becomes an all consuming boulder in our face!