Talk About Being Mortified
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We’ve all been there, we all have at least one super embarrassing moment that our mother, or grandmothers have so kindly brought on. Some of us have only ever known such moments and some of us may have yet to experience one, but trust me when I say this…YOU WILL!
So, in the spirit of sisterhood and sharing, we have a few stories for you today! First off, we have Binks!
“When I first got my period at 13, I was at school and told my mom and told her to keep quiet. I later found out that she had informed the entire office where she works. She also decided to share her excitement at me being capable of giving her grandchildren.”
Isn’t Binks’ mommy awesome? Speaking of awesome, our dearest Jenny doesn’t have any stories her mommy caused! Instead, she is gracing us with a breath of fresh air in the for of the following:
“It’s funny that in my case, I’ve been the one to self-embarrass myself. My mom has been kind not to embarrass me over the years, seeing as I have been able to take care of that myself. There have been very little moments where I’ve actually embarrassed myself in front of my mom, mostly I do it all when she’s not around. There’s a stage in most girls’ life where they turn on the music and start singing and dancing in front of the mirror. On one of those lovely days, I shut the door to my room and started singing as usual, with a hairbrush as my microphone. LOL. Anyways, so I’m singing, incredibly absorbed in the lyrics to the song when, BAM! The door opens and my mom is not alone, but with her boyfriend. I could feel my cheeks literally burning; I was TOTALLY embarrassed! -_- But hey…I was the one singing when they were at the house so…it was all my fault, haha. PS. I was never able to sing again, unless mom is not home or she’s just the one around and not her boyfriend.”
Awww, Jenny! You can sing for us any time, woman! Just don’t judge after this next story!
“I could not really decide upon a story, because I have sooooo many. I think a story that applies to this happens to me at least once a day, no lie. Gotta love the moms and nanas, eh? Of course!
Anyways, we’ll go all the way back to my first year of high school. I was in a play and most of the cast was a good two years older than myself. So the one dude told me I should go to the school’s Coffee House and that he’d be there with his band. Naturally, my mother forced every bit of info out of me and assumed he was hitting on me. Everything was fine until opening night at the drama festival. The play went fine, just dandy, but after the play, my mother, who thought she was whispering asked which one possibly wanted to defile me…They all heard, too! It was insanely awkward, to say the least.”
Welp, that about wraps our stories up, but what are yours?! We showed you ours, now you show us yours! NOW!!!
Awesome stories 
Mayaelf
March 3, 2010Hello girls!! I’ve been reading the blog for a while now and I figured it was time I posted! I’m not so thrilled that the first thing you’ll know about me is going to be one of my most embarrassing moments but, oh well, at least you’ll have a good laugh about it and realize some people are more unlucky than others!
I can’t possibly count how many embarrassing situations I’ve got myself into, but I do have two of them in mind right now.
The first one happened a few years ago as I was on vacation in Lebanon, so I’ve had enough time to recover fully from it haha. My brother, my sister and I were running by the pool trying to push eachother in it, and when my brother eventually pushed me, I tried to keep myself from falling by throwing my arms in the air like a bird and sticking my butt backwards so as to keep my balance. But in the process, my swimsuit got off (the hook in my back broke, oh joy) and the next thing I knew my swimsuit was floating happily in the pool while my boobs were out smiling at my older brother, and at every smug face around. C’mon, my brother!! *dies and dies again* no need to mention I spent the rest of the day hiding in the pool, practising apnea.
As for the second one, it happened last year because of…. my mom of course. Moms have somehow been given the incredible gift of making their offsprings feel like digging a hole in the ground and burry themselves in it. Alive. Anyway, soo actually I had finally figured out how to use tampons (yay mee!!) and I couldn’t help but brag about it to my sisters who had not yet succeeded in putting these magical little objects in the right place. A few minutes after my victory and multiple happy dance moves later, some guests came over my house so I had to contain my joy and shut up LOL but what did I hear my mom say to this woman when I came down the stairs to say hello? “My daughter is happy because she finally figured out how to put tampons in the RIGHT hole”. Yeah no kidding, you just read what you thought you read. And that’s pretty much how I got to say goodbye to my dignity as a human being.
Please someone tell me they can top me on the scale of embarrassing stories!! haha