Surprises In The Oddest Places
Have you ever been minding your business, doing something you normally do when BAM! You’ve just found something you’ve been looking for and it’s one heck of a surprise? Here, I’ll give you an example:
You’re changing your bedsheets, because you’re a super germaphobe and all of the sudden, clothes fall out. Yes, that’s right, I found clothes I had been looking for in my bedsheets. SURPRIIISE! It was a pleasant surprise for you, because you’re used to your surprises involving blood and injured limbs. You’re just an accident prone mess, aren’t you? You’ve almost hospitalized people because of it, HAVEN’T YOU?! You have, you have, don’t lie. It’s bad for you, you’ll go grey and get yellow teeth and face warts. You don’t want face warts!
Where were we? Oh yes, random surprises. How have you been randomly, oddly surprised? I want to knoooow!
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mwikler
May 26, 2010I HAVE SO MANY OF THOSE MOMENTS!!!
I had just convinced my mom to buy me a pair of designer glasses. In the eighth grade. I kept on reassuring her how responsible I was and that they would be with me for an eternity. Well, over the summer I had misplaced them – kept it a secret for about a month. I was moving my bed in my room to mix things up, and the glasses were in tact in between my bed and the wall.
But I did eventually loose them forever a year later. Left them on the bus… oopsies