Too Much, Mom!
Hey, hey, hey, GBD! I know, I know, you must be super sick of me by now, but guess what? I don’t care! Muahahaa *cough* Haahaha*cough* Ha *passes out from coughing fit*
*Re-gains consciousness some time after* Well, that was embarrassing. Not as embarrassing as things can get for me when my mommy goes too far, but it’s up there. Does your mom ever go too far with something? I don’t mean too far with making you make your bed and crap, noooo. I mean saying things that are just too much! My mom does and it always, ALWAYS involves boys. See, my mom has been trying to push guys she thinks I should like on me and asks things that put her so far over the line, the line is a dot to her! Oh, what’s that? You need examples so you can laugh at my expense? Fine, I’ll tell you mine if you tell me yours!
We will go with my most recent moment of shear mortification that happened but a few weeks ago. My mother INSISTED she go with me for my second tattoo and of course the tattoo artist turned out to be a cute young guy. I could already see the wheels turning in her twisted, twisted mind and true to character, she did not disappoint my expectations of her. After it was all said and done and we were back home, my mom turns to me (after about an hour of interrogating the poor guy. My mom interrogates everyone, even my friends! Especially my friends.) and decides to ask if I enjoyed the tattoo. Well, not the tattoo itself, but the tattoo artists undoing my bra and having his hands all over my back. Can you say awkward?! WHO DOES THAT?! It’s just so, so wrong for a mother to do, in my opinion.
Susana/Susy
June 2, 2010Haha G so funny
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Omg I am the same with my mom she sometimes crosses the line she doesn’t even know what the line is. But mostly it’s more of embarrassing stuff she says in public that I’m more mortified. For example, I always make fun of her height (even though I’m 2 inches taller then her haha) so I will say “Mom I’m so much taller then you” (but I’m always playing around with this) well she will remember that hours later when we go out in public. We went to the mall & my mom walks in front of me & steps aside shouting really loud so people can hear she says “Watch out Giant coming through” & then steps aside so I can walk past it’s so embarrassing yet funny too but she thinks it’s like the funniest thing in the world.
Also, she has a thing of saying private things about me to my friends things I’m just like ‘Mom what the heck are you doing?’ it’s sometimes like oi please stop but she just doesn’t understand. My mom is very blunt & honest about everything & she doesn’t get embarrassed about anything so she thinks I won’t either but I truly do lol.