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Today’s post was sent in by the awesome Caitlin! Thanks Caitlin! If you are interested in writing for GBD send in your stuff at contributor@girlsbydesign.com mmkay? Great! Take it away, dudette!

By Caitlin

If you were a vegetable, what would you be? OKay, so in response to this question I chose to be defiant and chose tofu. My english teacher wasn’t to pleased, but I convinced her that tofu is technically a vegetable. The assignment was to write a poem about a vegetable that you think you can most relate to. The poem had to be in a certain format to follow all this blah blah blah. That assignment is irrelevant, however this one is not… I want you girls to choose a vegie/fruit that you can most relate to and tell me why! Comment away!

It occurred to Caitlin

That if she were a vegetable, she’d be

Tofu, not

Tasteless, mushy

Tofu, or your

Watery, bland

Gushy, tofu

But, firm and

Protein filled, yet

Still malleable tofu,

Mixing with all the veggies

Even some fruits

A good pair for anything

But needs a little something,

To be worth while

Slice her, dice her

Puree her, mash her

In a pot, in a pan

In the oven, in a blender

Marinate or season,

Wherever your mind can wonder, she can

Change and mold

To whatever you like

Take the taste of whatever food

You may prefer,

But don’t forget that the true tofu is still there,

You can

Drown her in soy sauce

To get rid of the taste,

But you never really tried her,

So go easy on the soy sauce

And give her a chance, oh no,

It’s to late.

You’ve thrown her in the pan with some oil

And a couple of veggie friends

She takes the flavor of all her surroundings, and

You never got to try her when she was her true self

But she accepts that you won’t give her a chance

And agrees to loose her identity.

Which, as things were, wasn’t so easy.

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rainbaby24

July 25, 2010

I could say an apple….
but…
nope, nothin’ else comes to mind XD

~Cassie


mwikler

July 26, 2010

i would be a…
passion fruit!!

theyre extremely yummy too


G

July 27, 2010

Oh, I could say so much….


Susana/Susy

July 28, 2010

That’s a cute poem Caitlin.

Hmm If I could choose a veggie or fruit I would probably say: Mango, I’m sweet like one but I can also have edges where I need work on. Hehe I’m not sure which one would be a lot like me but I love Mango so maybe that one hehe