Somebody Say a Swear!
I’m still alive, people! Barely, though and considering the fact that I have not yet deemed myself crazy enough for an entertaining video, I shall shut up and go no further, because in all honesty, this really is not that interesting. *cough*Everyone say a swear for me today*cough* You know that you want to. And please, be like a Hallmark card and send the very best of swears. Go big, baby! If you are against swearing, that’s OK, too. We’re all friends here, no pressure! Right? Riiiiiight.
So, instead of all of this shizz about me, how about you guys tell me a little bit about what’s going on in your lives? Tell meeeeeee. How’s school? How’s work? How’s the social life? Did you eat something/hear something really amazing? Let it all out!
P.S. If anyone knows how to design a portable “beep” button for me to carry around and press when I want to swear, contact me A.S.A.P





AlexanderJinse
March 24, 2011Hahaha,
This was hilarious and I had to comment, and don’t think I’m fudging bricking when I say I don’t “bless” my sentences either. I have a nasty habit of adding those darndest adjectives in many flicking tongue ticks.
Sorry, I should mind my language more, but I’ll offer you a suggestion, make it a game, change the words in your sentence to “silently” enjoy your sweet tarts, and if they don’t know, it won’t hurt them?
Don’t worry, I don’t get expletive here, she is watching… I’d get in trouble, she can read me like a book.